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20 Cheesy Dog Jokes to Make You Laugh (and Groan)

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Every now and then, a cheesy joke hits you right in the funny bone. You roll your eyes and groan, but deep down, you’re laughing a little bit on the inside. And you certainly have a smile on your face.

We’ve gathered 20 of the cutest, cheesiest, most groan-worthy dog jokes out there to bring a little fun to your day. Enjoy!

  1. What type of dog doesn’t bark?
    A hush puppy.
  2. How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
  3. How does a dog stop a TV show?
    He presses paws.
  4. Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
    She was ticketed for littering.
  5. What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?
    Ahh, that’s the spot.
  6. What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
    A petticoat.
  7. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
    A bloodhound.
  8. What do you call a large dog that meditates?
    Aware wolf.
  9. What do you call a dog magician?
    A labracadabrador.
  10. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
    Dingo Starr.
  11. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
    He was trying to make both ends meet!
  12. What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
  13. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
    A watch dog.
  14. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
  15. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
    You might step in a poodle.
  16. What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
    A jet setter.
  17. Why are dogs like phones?
    They both have collar IDs.
  18. What dog can jump higher than a building?
    Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
  19. Why was the cat scared of the tree?
    Because of its bark.
  20. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
    Because it was a chili dog.

Did we get you to laugh? Maybe just a little bit?

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