20 Cheesy Dog Jokes to Make You Laugh (and Groan)

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Every now and then, a cheesy joke hits you right in the funny bone. You roll your eyes and groan, but deep down, you’re laughing a little bit on the inside. And you certainly have a smile on your face.

We’ve gathered 20 of the cutest, cheesiest, most groan-worthy dog jokes out there to bring a little fun to your day. Enjoy!

1. What type of dog doesn’t bark?
   A hush puppy.
2. How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
   Terrier-fied.
3. How does a dog stop a TV show?
   He presses paws.
4. Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
   She was ticketed for littering.
5. What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?
   Ahh, that’s the spot.
6. What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
   A petticoat.
7. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
   A bloodhound.
8. What do you call a large dog that meditates?
   Aware wolf.
9. What do you call a dog magician?
   A labracadabrador.
10. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
    Dingo Starr.
11. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
    He was trying to make both ends meet!
12. What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
    Pupperoni.
13. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
    A watch dog.
14. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
    Ruff!
15. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
    You might step in a poodle.
16. What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
    A jet setter.
    
17. Why are dogs like phones?
    They both have collar IDs.
18. What dog can jump higher than a building?
    Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
19. Why was the cat scared of the tree?
    Because of its bark.
20. Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
    Because it was a chili dog.

Did we get you to laugh? Maybe just a little bit?

If you have any cheesy dog jokes to add, let us know below.

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Jessi Larson

Jessi is a marketing strategist who loves to write about all things dog. She is the proud mom to Toby, a giant Labrador Retriever who thinks he’s a lapdog. He inspires her to be a better pet parent and to share advice with other dog owners.