20 Cheesy Dog Jokes to Make You Laugh (and Groan)Last updated: by Jessi Larson
Every now and then, a cheesy joke hits you right in the funny bone. You roll your eyes and groan, but deep down, you’re laughing a little bit on the inside. And you certainly have a smile on your face.
We’ve gathered 20 of the cutest, cheesiest, most groan-worthy dog jokes out there to bring a little fun to your day. Enjoy!
- What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
- How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
- How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
- Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
She was ticketed for littering.
- What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?
Ahh, that’s the spot.
- What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
- What kind of dog does Dracula have?
- What do you call a large dog that meditates?
- What do you call a dog magician?
- What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
- Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet!
- What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
A watch dog.
- What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
- What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle.
- What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?
A jet setter.
- Why are dogs like phones?
They both have collar IDs.
- What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
- Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
- Why did the hot dog wear a sweater?
Because it was a chili dog.
Did we get you to laugh? Maybe just a little bit?
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